Live demo Memes

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Denial Of Self Service

Denial Of Self Service
OH. MY. GOD. Meta literally committed digital suicide! ๐Ÿ’€ The tech giant that wants to rule the AI world couldn't even handle its own product launch without bringing down their entire dev server! Imagine spending billions on AI only to have your fancy "Live AI" demo turn into the world's most expensive self-inflicted DDoS attack! And then Zuckerberg had the AUDACITY to blame the Wi-Fi?! Honey, that's like blaming your toaster when you set your entire kitchen on fire trying to make a Hot Pocket. The irony is so delicious I could serve it as a five-course meal!

What Are The Odds?

What Are The Odds?
Murphy's Law of demos: The probability of your app crashing approaches 100% as the importance of your audience increases. Nothing like watching your career flash before your eyes because some UUID that's supposed to be "universally unique" decided today was the day to prove statistics wrong. The best part? You'll spend the next week adding extra UUID validation that you'll never need again, but can't remove because you're now traumatized.

When You See The Bug Apocalypse Coming

When You See The Bug Apocalypse Coming
That unique blend of terror and anticipation when you spot the landmine in your colleague's demo code. You're just sitting there, sweating, watching the cursor inch closer to that recursive function with no exit condition. Do you speak up and save them? Or silently witness the impending stack overflow that's about to bring the entire presentation to its knees? The internal dialogue is just: "Don't click that. Don't you dare click that. Aaaand... they clicked it."