Junior Devs Writing Comments

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6 months ago 166,889 views 1 shares

Junior Devs Writing Comments

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Ah, the unmistakable signature of a junior developer's code comments! That stop sign with the helpful clarification "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" perfectly captures the redundant commenting style that senior devs silently judge. It's like writing i++; // increments i by 1 or // The following function calculates the sum right above a function literally named calculateSum(). The code review gods weep silently as another obvious comment gets committed to the repo. Self-documenting code? Never heard of her.

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