Wait, That's My Line...

The irony of a customer service rep telling a programmer to clear the cache is like a civilian telling a bomb technician to cut the red wire. "Have you tried clearing your cache?" is literally our first debugging mantra, right after turning it off and on again. It's the sacred incantation we've been mumbling under our breath since our first stack overflow error. Next they'll be telling me to check if my computer is plugged in or suggesting I update my browser. The audacity.