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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer flexing their programming superiority with custom license plates! "NLLPTR" and "XCPTN" - aka "null pointer" and "exception" - the twin horsemen of the coding apocalypse! 💀 This is like tattooing your two worst nightmares on your forehead and then DRIVING AROUND with them! Imagine being so traumatized by debugging that you spend actual MONEY to immortalize your pain on your car. Peak programmer masochism right here!

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Content If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk TheSarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? Coder Gandhi CoderGandhi If print works, then why the debugging tools? If debugging tools works, then why print? If both work, then why the stackoverflow?

Content There's a thing called "Rubber duck debugging" in which a programmer explains the code to a rubber duck in hopes of finding the bug Ultrafacts tumblr. farm ultrafacts Source I absorr Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I'm reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling "WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!" monobeartheater AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE kierenwalkerpds so that's the function of a rubber duck lifeofdavo work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn't cut it and you need to borrow vour neighbors to get more dUcks on the problem. one time we couldn't figure out why something wasn't working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

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Content It was crunch time and everyone from the CEO to the receptionist was labeling images to improve the algorithm. My friend was working to fix a bug, and the CEO walked by and said "Why do you have code on vour screen? You're supposed to be looking at porn!"