Days Since Last Timezone Issue

Software development Utc International Date-handling Timezone Distributed systems Daylight saving

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The counter shows negative one days since the last timezone issue, which means we're literally having timezone problems from the future. That's the special hell of distributed systems—you've got bugs arriving before you even write the code. Time zones are the eternal punishment for developers who thought "how hard could date handling be?" Spoiler: it's a nightmare wrapped in an enigma served with a side of daylight saving exceptions.

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