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Debugging Programming Testing

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Then It Works

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The classic "stare at code until it fixes itself" approach. Just sitting there, contemplating life choices while hoping the compiler develops sentience and fixes your bugs. The best part? That moment when it suddenly works without changing a single character, and you slowly back away from the keyboard like you've just disarmed a bomb. Don't ask questions, just accept the gift from the programming gods and never touch that function again.

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