The Redundancy Department Of Redundancy

Technical debt Code review Configuration Code quality Conditional logic Microservices Software bugs Redundant code Publish

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The Redundancy Department Of Redundancy

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Behold, the classic "belt and suspenders" approach to software engineering! Someone decided to publish that config data twice—once inside the conditional and once outside—because why risk it only being published once, right?

This is like ordering pizza, then immediately ordering the exact same pizza again just in case the first one doesn't arrive. The second call will always execute regardless of the condition, making the entire if-statement completely pointless.

Somewhere in a code review, a senior developer is quietly dying inside.

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