The One Hour Bug Fix Paradox

Estimation Bugfixing Developer life Procrastination Timemanagement Office space Project management

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The One Hour Bug Fix Paradox

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Trust me, when a dev says "I'll fix it in an hour," they've already forgotten about it 45 minutes ago. They're not procrastinating—they're stuck in a rabbit hole of Stack Overflow tabs trying to figure out why their perfectly logical solution is making things worse. The real timeline is always (estimated time × π + coffee breaks). It's like quantum mechanics—the bug exists in multiple states until you observe it, then it transforms into something completely different.

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