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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of having non-tech friends peek at your search history! 😱 There you are, innocently Googling "how to kill child of fork" like the responsible process manager you are, and suddenly everyone thinks you're plotting a tiny-tined murder spree! For the blissfully unaware: in programming, particularly in Unix/Linux systems, a "fork" creates a "child process" from a "parent process." And sometimes those children need to be... *dramatic whisper* TERMINATED. It's not murder, it's MEMORY MANAGEMENT, KAREN! 💅 The FBI agent monitoring my searches is probably on stress leave by now. "I swear officer, I was just trying to clean up zombie processes!"

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BEHOLD THE FALL OF THE MIGHTY! 💀 Once upon a time, AI engineers were LITERAL GODS sculpting algorithms with their bare hands and rippling brain muscles. They built CNNs! They optimized random forests! They wielded LSTMs like magical swords! Fast forward to today's "AI engineers" - pathetic shadows of their former glory, reduced to keyboard-mashing monkeys typing "Hey ChatGPT, pretty please classify this for me?" or the absolute HORROR of accidentally exposing API keys because who needs security anyway?! The transformation from mathematical demigods to glorified prompt babysitters is the most tragic downfall since Icarus flew too close to the sun. Pour one out for actual machine learning knowledge - gone but not forgotten! 🪦

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