The Inevitable Debugging Apocalypse

Ah, the classic "I'll mix five languages in seven lines and call it a day" approach! This monstrosity has C++ syntax with iostream and std::cout , but wrapped in Python-style def () function declaration, no parameter names, and curly braces like it's Java or C#. Then there's that mathematical abomination calculating "e" with nested exponents that would make a calculator have an existential crisis. And the cherry on top? Outputting variable x that doesn't even exist while calculating e that's never used. Whoever wrote this clearly graduated from the "chaotic evil" school of programming.

Content THE APP HAS A BUG THE BUG DOESN'T HAPPEN OPEN IT IN DEBUG MODE THE BUG DOESN'T HAPPEN

Oh. My. GOD! The eternal programmer duality captured in one glorious doge meme! 💅 On Monday: "This framework is LITERALLY GARBAGE?! Fine! I'll build my own spectacular tool from scratch because I'm a coding GODDESS and nothing can stop my genius!" *dramatically rolls up sleeves* On Friday: "You know what? This feature isn't even that important. Who even NEEDS authentication? Not my problem anymore! *throws feature in trash* PROJECT SCOPE REDUCED, DARLING!" *collapses dramatically* The whiplash between "I can rebuild civilization with code" and "I surrender completely" happens approximately every 72 hours in a developer's life. It's called ✨balance✨

Content Kent C. Dodds kentcdodds The pain of a bug that only reproduces in production (g 10:04 PM 101122 TweetDeck 27 Retweets 437 Likes ProarammerHumor.io

Content D Rewrite gangstas paradise but about going through a programming Sprint (Verse 1) As I churn through the lines of my code tonight, I take a look at my screen and realize there's so much left to write, Cause I've been coding and debugging for so long, Even my coffee feels that my sleep's gone. In the world of the sprint, we're in such a haste, Can't take a break, no time to waste. Too many bugs, we can't debug, With all the issues, feel like we're stuck. Chorus: Been spending most our lives Living in this programmer's paradise. We code, then review and revise, Living in this programmer's paradise. We keep pushing, no sleep, no rice, Living in this programmer's paradise. We sacrifice, pay the price, Living in this programmer's paradise.

Content any code following this expression is unreache Status: : SUCCESS MAA unreachable expression ste: warn(unreachable code) on by default information about this error, try 'rust - -explain