The Great Compiler Conspiracy

Content A vry minor bug report Me, been sleepless for 3 days Cast it into the fire. Destroy it! Tester No.

Oh look, the world's most useless verification screen! They literally display the code right above the input boxes. Security experts everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. This is what happens when the product manager says "make verification simple" and the developer takes it a bit too literally. The kind of code that makes penetration testers cry tears of joy during security audits. Somewhere, a junior dev is proudly announcing they've reduced failed verification attempts by 100%.

Content Hey, are you sleeping? I found out how to fix that bug on line 97 How can you be so sure I didn't find a solution? Yes, now shut up! No, you did not! We will google a solution tomorrow I'm your brain and I don't remember you ever fixing a bug without googling it first!

Content You have a gf She likes coding She takes an interest in your work She helps you debug your code

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did.

Content AH! THE GRIM REAPER! T'M NOT READY TO DIE YET! PLoL PERHAPS THIS WIll HELP. RIPLO STACK OVERFLOW HAS BEEN BLOCKED AT YOUR JOB 'AIGHT, LET'S GO GPROMPTLYPANELED