The Great Compiler Conspiracy

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The Great Compiler Conspiracy

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Oh, the AUDACITY of the compiler showing me just ONE error! There I am, feeling like a chess grandmaster, thinking I've almost got this code working... then I fix that ONE TINY ERROR and BOOM! 💥 The compiler unleashes its hidden arsenal of 585 MORE errors it was keeping secret! It's like the compiler is just SITTING there, smugly watching me celebrate prematurely before CRUSHING my soul with the actual disaster that is my code. The ultimate betrayal in 64 squares! And they say computers can't be sadistic... 🙄

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