The golden rubber duck award of 'Best Debugger'

Content The 15 Stages of programming: The beginning I have no Idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault debugging Cheap Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished! Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm playing Skyrim Happiness () 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

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Content rAskReddit usilvergamer87 25m People who talk to themselves, why? 4 8 35 1, Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL NicNoletree Now I'm a programmer. I'm not talking to myself. I'm talking to a rubber duck. The rubber duck fixes the bugs. Reply Vote

Content Instead of ragging every time someone asks you to fix their printer... Explain them that even tho both are medics, you wouldn't ask an anaesthesiologist to fix you sight problems. With ITs is the same; and sadly fixing printers is not your speciality. imghlip.com