Syndrome Coding

Technical debt Code quality Refactoring Legacy code Software engineering Clean code Syndrome Incredibles

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Syndrome Coding

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You know that moment when your entire codebase is held together by duct tape, prayers, and Stack Overflow snippets? Yeah, that's the sweet spot where everything becomes technical debt. Once you reach that level of enlightenment, the concept of "good code" becomes meaningless. Can't have clean architecture if the whole thing is a dumpster fire. It's like achieving nirvana, but instead of peace, you get runtime errors and a Jira backlog that makes you question your career choices.

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