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Content COP 3331 Exam 1 2 Short Answer Questions 11. 10 points Name and describe the five key phases of software development. Y, denial 2. bargin ins 3. Ange 4. depression

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Content OPS DUE BY Kelly Kochanski, Phillip Remaker and Alec Cawley upvoted 2h X Carey Aydelotte Follow humanish Sun Will software engineers ever stop being in demand? There are two schools of thought. Those with a background in business see developers as commodities and fully believe that programmers will program themselves out of a job field. The idea is that in some distant future, jobs like project manager, product manager, and marketing manager will still be critical but programmers themselves will be extinct as a result of the tools they created. The other school of thought is hard to understand because the programmers are laughing so hard they can't talk. 13.4K views View 964 upvotes View 4 shares WERE S You, Phillip Remaker, Michael Jorgensen and 7 more upvoted this 1 964 I G4 D 34 2 000

Someone finally had the courage to say what we've all been thinking. This guy set up a whole "Change My Mind" booth just to drop the truth bomb that Scrum is basically vibe coding with extra steps and a fancy name. The sign reads like a manifesto: "SCRUM is vibe coding with natural intelligence. And the product owner is the prompt engineer." Honestly? Not wrong. You're essentially feeding requirements to developers like prompts to an AI, hoping they interpret your vague user stories correctly, and then acting surprised when sprint planning turns into a philosophical debate about what "done" actually means. The product owner really IS just prompt engineering humans instead of LLMs. "As a user, I want to be able to..." is just a fancier version of "Write me a function that..." The daily standups? That's just checking if the model is still training or if it's stuck in an infinite loop. And retrospectives? Error logs with feelings.