The Four Horsemen Of Debugging Salvation

The holy trinity of debugging salvation! Your garbage code is stuck in the mud, and you're desperately pushing it along with whatever divine intervention you can find. That random blog post from 2007 written by some programmer who probably doesn't even code anymore? Pure gold. Stack Overflow answers from people who judge your question but still save your career? Essential. And sometimes, only God himself can explain why adding that random semicolon fixed everything. The best part? After all that struggle, you'll commit the fix with a comment like "minor improvements" and never speak of this day again.