The Four Horsemen Of Debugging Excuses

Excuses Works on my machine Developer life Broken code Programming logic Troubleshooting Software bugs

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The Four Horsemen Of Debugging Excuses

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The four horsemen of the debugging apocalypse. Nothing quite captures the desperation of a developer staring at broken code like these classic lines. My personal favorite is "it worked yesterday" – as if code spontaneously decides to rebel overnight. Pro tip: saying "that's weird" automatically summons a senior developer who will fix it by standing behind you and watching you try again.

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