The Four Horsemen Of Debugging Excuses

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The digital equivalent of arson. Submitting [object Object] into forms is basically declaring war on backend devs. While you're smugly watching the world burn from a safe distance, some poor soul is staring at a stack trace wondering what sins they committed in a past life. It's like leaving a glitter bomb in the code - technically not illegal, but definitely grounds for being blacklisted from the company holiday party.

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The ultimate showdown: Error proudly declaring "You can't defeat me," while Thor admits "I know, but he can," pointing to the true superhero of the coding universe – the humble comment (//). That double slash is the silent guardian of sanity in codebases everywhere. When your code is a flaming dumpster fire and Stack Overflow has abandoned you, sometimes the only solution is to just comment that nightmare out and pretend it never happened. Problem solved... technically.

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