The Four Horsemen Of Debugging Excuses

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The Four Horsemen Of Debugging Excuses

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The four horsemen of the debugging apocalypse. Nothing quite captures the desperation of a developer staring at broken code like these classic lines. My personal favorite is "it worked yesterday" – as if code spontaneously decides to rebel overnight. Pro tip: saying "that's weird" automatically summons a senior developer who will fix it by standing behind you and watching you try again.

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The eternal standoff between code quality and functionality. The naval officer (senior dev/code reviewer) is horrified by your spaghetti code abomination, but Captain Jack Sparrow (you, the pragmatic dev) has the ultimate comeback: it might be ugly, it might violate every best practice in the book, it might make grown engineers weep... but it does run . Nothing captures the essence of production code quite like this. That monstrosity held together with duct tape and prayers that nobody dares refactor because the last three devs who tried mysteriously disappeared. The code might be an unholy mess, but shipping working garbage beats perfect vaporware every time.

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When a junior dev thinks the codebase is some kind of rocket science, but the senior devs are just celebrating that someone else has to deal with their spaghetti code now! 🍝👨‍💻 The seniors are partying like NASA after a successful mission while the junior is completely clueless that the "complex" code is actually just years of technical debt and hacks held together with digital duct tape. It's the classic dev team initiation - welcome to the chaos you poor, innocent soul!