It Works On My Machine

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It Works On My Machine

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Senior engineer points at unit tests while QA desperately gestures at the entire testing spectrum. Classic case of "my three assert statements will surely catch all edge cases." Meanwhile, the production server is quietly preparing its 3 AM surprise party. The gap between "works on my machine" and "works in production" is approximately 24 testing methodologies wide.

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