It Works On My Machine

Content Me making the commit and pushing it before my colleagues, so I don't have to deal with merge errors 3 7 8 W H B N

Ah, the classic onion analogy. After 20 years of staring at code, I can confirm this is painfully accurate. You start with "it's just a simple bug" and six hours later you're questioning your career choices while discovering the issue was actually caused by a dependency of a dependency of a library you imported three years ago. And yes, I've definitely had that moment of silent despair during a Zoom call when layer #17 of the debugging onion made me die inside. The only difference between debugging and onions? At least with onions, you eventually reach the center.

Content Scratchpad (1 or 11)(1 or 10) 0-(0 true true 1 or 8 false or true 1 and 8 RAD true false g false or true? o

Content Javascript Errors There is an error on line 76, on character 13, you miss a comma. Powershell Errors There is an error, fuck you.

Content THE SPACECRAFT MADE A HARD LANDING AND CRASHED. WE LOST ONE BILLION DOLLARS! I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED!!! UM. SIR! I THINK I'VE FOUND THE REASON! 791 792 1 disabled for debugging 793 todo: remove FALSE before launch 1794 if isLanding 88 false 1795 openParachute() 1796 openLandingLegs () 797 startLanding Thrusters () 798 1799 RAP

Content when you have 317 errors in your code and you think compiling it for the 4th time will fix it it seems my calgulations were incorrect