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Writing code without documentation is like casting spells you'll forget by tomorrow. That function you wrote yesterday? Crystal clear. The one from today? Still makes sense. But come back in a week and you'll be staring at your own creation like Gandalf in unfamiliar territory. The dark magic of undocumented code strikes again.

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Ah, the mythical "permanent code" - that legendary state where your spaghetti mess becomes suddenly immutable when change requests arrive! 🕸️ Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like a boss casually suggesting "small tweaks" to a feature you cobbled together with duct tape, prayers, and Stack Overflow answers at 3 AM. The code is balanced so precariously that touching it might summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell. Pro tip: Just like Spider-Man's webs dissolve after an hour, your "permanent code" excuse has a similar expiration date. But hey, at least it buys you enough time to update your resume!

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