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Content Sebastian Ramrez Montao 2. Creator of FastAPI, Typer, SQLModel. Working ... 15 Std. G Folgen Why do companies keep asking for so many required years of experience? G I created FastAPI just 3.5 years ago, l'll never be able to apply to those precious FastAPI jobs asking for 5 years of experience! (O Seriously, experience is a really bad proxy estimator for skill level. ...Dj vu. 83 bersetzung anzeigen The ideal candidate will have 5 years of experience with FastAPI and Python Proven experience in designing, developing, testing and monitoring Data-heavy systems Experience working in Agile environment using Continuous Integration E 8.432 202 Kommentare 354 Shares

Content -ASKING AIRCRAFT DESIGNERS ASKING BUILDING ENGINEERS ABOUT AIRPLANE SAFETY: ABOUT ELEVATOR SAFETY: NOTHING IS EVER FOOLPROOF, ELEVATORS ARE PROTECTED BY BUT MODERN AIRLINERS ARE. MULTIPLE TRIED-AND-TESTED INCREDIBLY RESILIENT. FLYING IS FAILSAFE MECHANISMS. THEY'RE THE SAFEST WAY TO TRAVEL. NEARLY INCAPABLE OF FALLING. . ASKING SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ABOUT COMPUTERIZED VOTING: THAT'S TERRIFYING. WAIT, REALLY? DON'T TRUST VOTING SOfTwArE aND DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU ITS SAFE. WHY? I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT OUR ENTIRE FIELD IS BAD AT WHAT WE DO, AND IF YOU RELY ON US, EVERYONE WILL DIE. THEY SAY THEY'VE FIXED IT WITH SOMETHING CALLED "BLOCKCHAIN." AAAAA!!! WHATEVER THEY SOLD YOU, DON'T TOUCH IT. BURY IT IN THE DESERT. WEAR GLOVES. ProgrammerHumor. io

The stark contrast between how artists and programmers interact is painfully accurate. Artists dance around with false modesty while programmers just openly roast each other's code and nod in agreement. Nothing builds camaraderie in tech quite like mutual acknowledgment that your codebase is a dumpster fire. It's not self-deprecation if it's objectively true. The real programming interview question should be "how comfortable are you with someone calling your life's work 'the worst f***ing code they've ever seen' and you just replying 'yep, sounds about right'?"

That moment when you decide to "just run a quick test in production" and suddenly your company's entire infrastructure turns into a safari adventure. Nothing says job security like watching your career flash before your eyes while frantically typing CTRL+Z faster than you've ever typed before. The lion isn't roaring—it's laughing at your commit history.

Content When you write alot of code without testing, and once you do it works flawlessly It's quiet. Too quiet.