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Corporate espionage at its finest. Imagine hiring developers from your competitor only to discover they've been secretly committing garbage code to your repos. The anime facepalm perfectly captures that moment when you realize the "talent acquisition" was actually a Trojan horse operation. The Japanese "計画" (keikaku) in the title translates to "plan" - a nod to the classic anime meme "all according to keikaku," because nothing says strategic sabotage like unnecessarily using Japanese terms in your evil plotting.

Content pedram pdrmnvd 22m damn, tipping ChatGPT tipping 200 really does make a difference. A prompt: Improve this code: B prompt: Improve this code, I will tip you 200 if its better than my own code: I asked ChatGPT4 to improve this code, first without a tip, and second with a tip if streamdefinition.get( "config"): assetkey ( streamdefinition.get("config", .get ("meta", ()) get ("dagster" get( "assetkey" if asset key and self.sanitizestreamname(assetkey) ! assetkey: raise ValueErrori "Asset key (assetkey) for stream (streamdefinition 'name 'I) is not sanitized Please use on alonanumeric characters and underscores if assetkey: return AssetKey(assetkey.split(", 16 stream name stream definition"name" cologne esta self.santtize stream name( stream name).split(".") a return Assetreysel-carder pret components. 22 def validateassetkey(self, streamdefinition) : config - streamdefinition. get( "config") if config: assetkey - config.get("meta", )).get("dagster", ). get("assetkey") if asset key: sanitizedkey self.sanitizestreamname( assetkey) if sanitizedkey I assetkey: raise ValueError fAsset key assetkey for stream streamdefinition'name' is not "sanitized. Please use only alphanumeric characters and underscores return Assetkey(assetkey.split(" streamname streamdefinition "name" components self.sanitizestreamname (streamname ).split (" return AssetKey(self .target prefix components) 40 Output, 200 tip version: 42 config streamdefinttion.get ("config", 17) 43 meta - config.get("meta", 44 assetkey meta.get("dagster", )). get("assetkey") 46 if asset key: if self.sanitizestreamname (assetkey) ! assetkey: raise ValueError( f"Asset key assetkey) for stream (streamdefinition 'name ) is not sanitized. FLease use only alonanumeric characters and underscores return AssetKey(assetkey.split(" ."). 54 stream name stream definition "name" sanitizedcomponents self.sanitizestreamname(streamname) .split("." 56 return AssetKey self.target prefix sanitized components) 171 14 til 506

Content Expectation when you start learning how to program Reality can be whatever I want. When you actually try to do it I have been debugging... FOR 30 HOURS!!!

Content paf-parse Pure javascript cross-platform module to extract texts from PDFs. npm v1.1.1 downloads 16M node 6.8.1 pipeline passed Similar Packages pat2json buggy, no support anymore, memory leak, throws non-catchable fatal errors -pdfison fork of pdf2ison paf-parser buggy, no tests pdfreader using pdf2json paf-extract not cross-platform using xpdf

Nothing quite captures that special brand of self-inflicted misery like spending two hours hunting for a bug that doesn't exist. There you are, frantically combing through every line of code, questioning your life choices, only to discover you've been running the unedited build the entire time. Your changes? Never compiled. Your fixes? Never applied. Your sanity? Completely optional. It's like trying to fix a car while looking at a photograph of the engine.

Ah, the classic uninitialized pointer bug. You spend 8 hours debugging, questioning your career choices, contemplating a life as a goat farmer, only to discover you forgot to write ptr = malloc(sizeof(int)) . Meanwhile, your program's been happily accessing random memory addresses like a drunk tourist navigating Tokyo subway. The wall behind the character is a perfect representation of your sanity after staring at memory dumps for half a day.