The Caps Lock Catastrophe

Content When you leave work without squashing the bug you've been working on all day Fuck you and l'TI see you tomorrow!

The productivity multiplier we never asked for! Two engineers casually "vibe coding" together can now generate enough technical debt to keep an entire engineering department busy for months. It's that magical moment when someone says "let's just ship it and fix it later" and suddenly your codebase has more workarounds than actual features. The best part? Those two engineers have probably moved on to a new project by the time anyone discovers their architectural masterpiece of duct tape and prayers. Efficiency at its finest!

Ah, the ancient IT support psychological warfare technique! Instead of embarrassing users with the classic "is it plugged in?" question (which it never is), this genius IT veteran gives them a dignified escape route. "Unplug the cable, blow on it dramatically like it's a Nintendo cartridge from 1992, and plug it back in." Pure brilliance! The user gets to pretend they're performing critical maintenance rather than admitting they never plugged the damn thing in to begin with. It's the tech support equivalent of letting someone "find" their glasses on top of their own head. Kindness through deception - the cornerstone of all healthy IT-user relationships!

Content THIS IS GIT. IT TRACKS COLLABORATIVE WORK ON PROJECTS THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL DISTRIBUTED GRAPH THEORY TREE MODEL. COOL. HOU DO WE USE IT? NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY.

Content Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. -Filipe Fortes Debugging ProgrammerHumor.to

Content JO Certainly! Here is a Python function that takes either the number 3 or the number 5 as input, and returns the other number: ( Copy code def getothernumber (n: int) - int: if n 3: return 5 elif n 5: return 3 else: raise ValueError ("Input must be either 3 or 5.") I'm sorry, by 'shorter' i meant without using 'if' clauses Certainly! Here is a version of the code that does not use any 'if' clauses: Copy code def getothernumber (n: int) - int: return 6 - n This code takes advantage of the fact that the input is always either 3 or 5, and that the sum of 3 and 5 is always 6. Therefore, if we subtract the