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You spent 6 hours debugging why the feature only works for you. Then at 2 AM, your brain finally fires that one remaining neuron and whispers: "just gate it behind admin access, bro."
Nothing says "production-ready code" quite like slapping if (isAdmin || isBetaUser) on a broken feature and calling it "controlled rollout." Tomorrow's standup just got a whole lot easier when you can confidently say it's "working as intended" for select users.
The double ampersand at the end? That's your sleep-deprived brain trying to add another condition before realizing it has no idea what that condition should be. Ship it anyway. What could go wrong?
