Idk Man It Just Works

Finally, a sorting algorithm with the computational complexity of O($$). Just send your array to GPT, pay a few cents, and get it back sorted. Perfect for when you need your data arranged but can't be bothered to remember how quicksort works. The best part? If your array isn't sorted correctly, you can just claim it's because the AI "didn't understand the vibe" of your integers.

OH MY GOD, the AI apocalypse is here in the form of railway chaos! 😱 Sure, your traditional coding path is a nice, straight, predictable track that takes 5 WHOLE HOURS of your precious life. But throw in some AI agents and BOOM—you've got a tangled nightmare of complexity that somehow works in 5 minutes! It's like trading your nice quiet country road for Grand Central Station during rush hour. Congratulations, you've saved 4 hours and 55 minutes, but your codebase now resembles a plate of spaghetti that even Italian grandmothers would disown. Speed or sanity? YOU CHOOSE!

The precarious state of AI infrastructure in a single image. At the top, we have a massive elephant (the multi-billion parameter model) balancing on a beach ball (properly configured CUDA drivers). Meanwhile, the entire operation is held up by two ants labeled as "unpaid PhD students" who are desperately keeping the computing cluster running with nothing but SSH access and blind optimism. This is basically the tech equivalent of a nuclear reactor being maintained by two interns with duct tape and a Wikipedia printout. And yet, somehow, this is how we're building the future of technology.

Behold the great decline of our noble profession. We went from muscle-bound legends who wrote code without AI crutches and built entire games in Assembly (because apparently pain is character-building) to modern keyboard jockeys who can't center a div without consulting Google for the 47th time today. The golden age programmer fixed memory leaks by hand, while we're over here begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors like it's our personal code therapist. And let's not forget the programmer trapped in Vim since 2018 because :q! is apparently harder to remember than differential calculus. The final insult? We fix one bug and create three more. It's not a development cycle, it's a pyramid scheme.

Content yeah, i'm sick Ikta Sick of thick database, lemme SELECT * FROM your heart, babygurl

Look at me, taking a picture of ChatGPT instead of actually writing documentation. It's the modern dev equivalent of taking vacation photos of the information plaque instead of the actual mountain. Why spend hours documenting code when I can just ask an AI to do it later? Ten years of experience has taught me that future me will definitely understand what current me was thinking without proper docs. Totally. The irony of treating documentation like a distant, majestic view while the actual codebase is right there needing attention is just *chef's kiss*. We've evolved from "the code is self-documenting" to "the AI will document it for me."