Shower Thought

JavaScript's parseInt() function is like that one coworker who ignores all your emails until you add exactly seven zeroes after the decimal point. The function stubbornly returns 0 for every decimal value, until suddenly—at 0.0000005—it decides "Oh, I see a 5 now!" and returns 5. It's like watching someone squint harder and harder at tiny text until they finally give up and just read whatever letter they think they see. The floating point precision gods have spoken, and they've chosen chaos.

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The AUDACITY! Imagine being a junior dev who dares to use autocomplete for a simple console.log() statement while your principal engineer stares at you with the judgment of a thousand code reviews! That disapproving superhero glare screams "In MY day, we typed every character BY HAND, uphill both ways, in a blizzard of syntax errors!" Meanwhile you're just trying to save precious milliseconds of your life that you'll never get back. The sheer DRAMA of being silently judged for efficiency! Heaven forbid we use the tools built into our IDEs!

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Ah, the ancient art of developer revenge. That guy who said "it's all in the documentation" before quitting? Yeah, he left you hieroglyphics. Nothing says "figure it out yourself" quite like documentation that requires a Rosetta Stone to decipher. The best part? He's probably sipping margaritas somewhere, giggling every time he imagines you staring at his "comprehensive notes" with that thousand-yard debug stare. This is why exit interviews should include a documentation sanity check and why we all secretly fear the phrase "Bob was the only one who understood that system."