Should I tell them?

Content Kusho console.log is the best debugging method CHANGE MY MIND

Content CLEAN CODE SUSELESSIF T DOESN'TWORK 34 34 WRITING CLEAN CODE SIMPORTANT MESSY CODE THAT WORKS, BUT ISN'T MAINTAINABLE, IS JUST TECHNICAL DEBT 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

When your code crashes so hard it burns the image of Arthur Morgan into your TV. That's not a bug, that's a $444 feature. At least now you have a permanent companion to judge your spaghetti code with that signature cowboy disappointment. Still cheaper than therapy for most developers.

Content LEFT EXIT 12 Fix a small bug in the code Rewrite the whole thing in Rust developers

Starting with plain C: "Yeah, I guess memory management is my problem now." Then C++: "Wait, you're telling me I can have classes AND still shoot myself in the foot?" C# arrives: "Microsoft made something... actually decent?" And finally, whatever that monstrosity at the bottom is (probably Rust or some ML framework): "THE COMPILER KNOWS ALL MY SINS AND REFUSES TO LET ME COMPILE UNTIL I CONFESS THEM." Each language adds more symbols and more existential dread. Ten years of coding and I still can't tell if we're evolving or just adding more ways to overcomplicate "Hello World."

Content chmod 777 wicksudo If you see a person staring at screen, cursing and talking to themselves, most of the time they are not on drugs or crazy and is just a developer debugging code Monday morning which they wrote Friday evening 12:34 PM 30 Jan 21 Twitter for Android