Session Cannot Have Ass

ide vscode Software development Code review Code quality Developer tools Error messages

Debugging Programming Webdev Microsoft

3 months ago 105,043 views 0 shares

Session Cannot Have Ass

vscode-memes, debugging-memes, error-messages-memes, code-quality-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

VS Code just delivered the most savage code review in history. When your editor straight-up terminates your session because your code quality is so bad, you know it's time to reconsider your life choices. The irony of Microsoft's premier IDE just giving up on you is peak developer humiliation. That moment when even your tools are like "nope, I refuse to participate in this atrocity." Just imagine explaining to your team lead: "I can't push my commit because VS Code deemed it unworthy of existence."

More Like This

Developers Then Vs Developers Now

Debugging AI Vim Programming StackOverflow

4 days ago 108.1K views 0 shares

Developers Then Vs Developers Now

Ah, the evolution of our noble profession! Remember when developers were depicted as muscular gods who could write flawless code without Stack Overflow, build entire games in Assembly, send rockets to the moon, and fix memory leaks by manually adjusting pointers? Fast forward to today's reality: frantically Googling basic CSS centering (still an unsolved mystery of computer science), begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors, getting trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer hazing ritual, and the classic "fix one bug, spawn three more" hydra effect. The greatest irony? Those "superhuman" developers from the past would probably spend three hours debugging their Assembly code only to realize they forgot a semicolon. We've just outsourced our impostor syndrome to AI assistants.

What Now

Debugging Testing

1 year ago 17.6K views 0 shares

whatNow | error-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content person: I got this error maintainer: It will be fixed on v1.06 issue closed You're using v1.20

Has Anyone Else Been Here

Debugging

1 year ago 14.5K views 0 shares

hasAnyoneElseBeenHere | bug-memes, debug-memes, debugger-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content NO00000 YOU SHOULON'T USE PRINT STATEMENTS TO DEBUG, YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO USE A DEBUGGER 34 34 logging.debug (f"x x") print (" 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

We Need AI (Like We Need More Meetings)

Debugging AI Programming

18 days ago 97.3K views 0 shares

We Need AI (Like We Need More Meetings)

JetBrains turning down the boring responsible work of fixing bugs and adding features in favor of shoving AI into everything is peak 2023 software development. The industry's collective hallucination that AI will magically solve problems we can't even articulate properly is hilarious. Meanwhile, users just want their damn IDE to stop crashing during compile time. But hey, now it can auto-complete with the confidence of a junior dev who skimmed Stack Overflow for 5 minutes!

Google Is My University

Debugging Webdev Programming StackOverflow Frontend

3 months ago 144.8K views 0 shares

Google Is My University

Who needs a $100k computer science degree when Stack Overflow exists? While lawyers and doctors spend years in prestigious institutions learning their craft, developers just frantically Google error messages at 3 AM and somehow ship working code. The best part? We're getting paid roughly the same salary to essentially be professional Googlers with impostor syndrome. My diploma is just a curated collection of search queries that accidentally resulted in functional code.

Noti Tle Need Ed

Debugging Linux Backend

11 months ago 26.2K views 0 shares

notiTleNEedEd | developer-memes, bug-memes, git-memes, github-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Comments Top comments angshul4 5h Btw what is github Reply Hide bugninza 5h Author Developer's Ponhub Reply