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The race starts with such promise! Python slithers along gracefully, Java swims with enterprise-grade determination, and JavaScript spins chaotically but effectively. Then reality strikes—the bottom panel reveals what actually happens when code runs in production. Python trips on an IndentationError (because who needs curly braces when you have whitespace?), Java crashes with the dreaded NullPointerException (checking if null == null == null), and poor JavaScript is still waiting for its dependencies with "NPM Install..." frozen at 99%. Meanwhile, C is getting absolutely wrecked by a Segmentation Fault—accessing memory it shouldn't, like that one developer who keeps modifying production directly. The fish referee is just as confused as your project manager during a technical explanation.

The philosophical horror of maintaining legacy code summarized perfectly. What starts as a quick ticket to "just fix one small bug" turns into an existential crisis when you realize the code was written by someone who left the company 8 years ago and apparently coded while having a stroke. Soon you're the one staring back from the void, muttering "it works, don't touch it" to the next poor soul. Nietzsche would've been a great tech lead. He'd understand why we add comments like "// Don't delete this or everything breaks. I don't know why."

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IDE suggestion: "Consider replacing a possibly ableist word 'dummy'." Oh great, now even my code editor has opinions on political correctness. Next it'll suggest I apologize to my variables for assigning them values without consent. Just let me write terrible code in peace without the moral judgment, thanks.

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Alien civilization discovered JavaScript and chose violence. Can't blame them. Any advanced species encountering a language where null == undefined but null !== undefined would reasonably conclude we're beyond salvation. The cosmic death sentence is just good garbage collection.