Lamborghini Code In A Bus Codebase

The coding equivalent of being a relationship counselor with three divorces. You're out here solving everyone's merge conflicts and race conditions like some debugging superhero, but your own codebase? Total dumpster fire. Nothing like staring at a colleague's bug for 5 minutes before fixing it with a one-liner, then spending 3 hours trying to figure out why your own function returns undefined. The irony burns hotter than an overclocked CPU.

Content A WELL WRITTEN DOCUMENTATION IS BETTER THAN ANY ONLINE COURSE TO LEARN A FRAMEWORK, TECH STACK, LIBRARY, ETC CHANGE MY MIND

Content All I said was that I don't use StackOverflow

The beautiful art of recursive self-torture. The function why_are_you_hitting_yourself() calls itself inside its own definition, creating an infinite loop of self-abuse that would make any compiler cry. Then main() joins the party by calling it too. It's the programming equivalent of that childhood game where your older sibling grabs your hand and makes you slap your own face while asking "why are you hitting yourself?" Except in this case, the function is both the bully and the victim. Infinite recursion without a base case - because who needs stack memory anyway?

Content 6 Answers order by votes 27 No, C doesn't have classes. That said, there are ways of simulating object-oriented programming in C - a quick Google search should yield some useful results. Share Improve this answer Follow Stuart Golodetz 19.1k 3 45 79 answered Apr 25 '12 at 12:43 edited Feb 4 '20 at 19:00 I would say there's no class keyword in C but you can still have classes. - Andreas Brick Apr 25 '12 at 12:44 72 "a quick Google search should yield some useful results" is not a sentence that should appear on stackoverflow. - naught101 Apr 21 '19 at 10:49 20 I found this answer via Google and, following your advice, I am now stuck in an infinite loop. - Michael P. Bazos May 8 '20 at 11:31 Add a comment

Content Me fixing my code Me fixing my real life problems