Lamborghini Code In A Bus Codebase

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Lamborghini Code In A Bus Codebase

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Look at that sleek Lamborghini-bus hybrid monstrosity! The ultimate metaphor for our codebases - fancy StackOverflow snippets bolted onto utilitarian public transportation. Sure, that elegant algorithm you copied might look like a supercar, but it's awkwardly attached to your janky bus of legacy code that somehow still gets passengers from A to B. The real magic? Both parts are the same shade of lime green, suggesting they're totally meant to work together. Spoiler alert: they're not. Yet somehow this architectural abomination still runs in production while your tech debt ticket remains at the bottom of the backlog.

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