Programming Is Like Writing A Book...

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Programming Is Like Writing A Book...

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OMG THE ABSOLUTE TRAUMA OF IT ALL! 😭 One microscopic comma in the wrong place and suddenly your beautiful code masterpiece transforms into an incomprehensible disaster! Your compiler throws a tantrum worthy of a toddler denied candy, spewing error messages in what might as well be ancient Sumerian. And the worst part? You'll spend THREE HOURS hunting down that missing semicolon only to find it was a comma all along! The literary world forgives typos, but programming languages? Those unforgiving syntax dictators will watch you BURN for daring to misplace a single punctuation mark! The sheer AUDACITY of computers to not just understand what we OBVIOUSLY meant!

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