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The eternal dilemma: two big red buttons. One promises a peaceful weekend. The other guarantees chaos by deploying to production on Friday. The sweating developer knows there's only one choice management will accept, and it's not the one that lets them sleep at night. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like pushing code right before clocking out for two days.

Content The 15 Stages of programming The beginning 1 have no idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault Debugging Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm going to play something! Happiness() 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this meme! Daydreaming about coding is like planning a vacation to Hawaii - all sunshine and cocktails in your head. But the REALITY? It's more like being stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a broken laptop and 47 compiler errors! The fantasy of writing elegant, beautiful code vs. the soul-crushing despair when your semicolon-missing nightmare refuses to compile for the 17th time. And don't even get me started on how I've spent HOURS making memes about not coding instead of, you know, ACTUALLY CODING. The procrastination is just *chef's kiss* exquisite!

Content Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work... 20. That's weird... 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky in your data. 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? 1. It works on my machine.

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