Perfectly Balanced Delusion

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this code to claim it's "perfectly balanced" while flaunting ZERO errors and THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE warnings! 💅 This is like showing up to a code review with your hair on fire but insisting everything is FINE because technically nothing's broken! Honey, those warnings are the universe SCREAMING that your code is one semicolon away from total collapse! It's the programming equivalent of ignoring 325 check engine lights because the car still drives! The DRAMA! The DELUSION! The absolute CHAOTIC ENERGY of whoever wrote this abomination deserves both a standing ovation and immediate therapy!