Perfectly Balanced Delusion

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper shoutout to the absolute heroes out there still downvoting questions on Stack Overflow during coronavirus lockdown. Traduci il Tweet 12:51 24 mar 20 Twitter Web App 351 Retweet 3.259 Mi pace 17 Sander DeBoezelaere 24 mar In risposta a iamdevloper Closed: this topic is too vague, ambiguous and duplicate from one year ago by same user. twitter.comiamdevloperst... (r) I Am Devloper iamdevlo... 24 apr 19 ah, empty day ahead, what to do... fix issues in own life? nah, too hard downvote a 4 year old Stack Overflow question because it wasn't quite phrased correctly according to guidelines? game 9 2 17 96 or in

The eternal struggle of code quality in one WhatsApp chat. Someone shares a jar of tomato sauce, and when asked "Why?", they deliver the perfect punchline: "For your spaghetti code." Because nothing complements tangled, messy, impossible-to-follow code like a good marinara. Next time your colleague submits a PR that looks like it was written during a fever dream, just silently send them this image instead of a code review.

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Ah, the beautiful delusion of being in the elite 30% that AI can't replace. The awkward side-eye monkey meme perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize your code is actually 17 nested if-statements and three Stack Overflow copies. Let's be honest—we all immediately did that mental calculation: "Surely I'm in the top tier of programmers!" Meanwhile, our Git commit history is just variations of "fixed bug" and "please work this time." Fun fact: The real top 30% are too busy writing documentation to even see this meme.