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Everyone thinks programming is all dramatic hoodies and lightning-fast typing like we're hacking the Pentagon! 🕵️‍♂️ PLEASE! The reality? Hours of staring into the void with the emotional range of a confused toddler trying to solve a calculus problem. That face when your code doesn't work for the 47th time and you're questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Not furiously typing—just furiously contemplating if it's too late to become a goat farmer instead. The existential crisis is REAL, people!

Content Device VO Features Debug Window Help Q Search Archiva La Move B Flaa Building an application for researchers. Friday was building this tab that had a button that didn't work correctly. Couldn't fix it and decided to name it bruh out of frustration Forget about it and work on other things, push the code to the Git on Friday Options C Detalls Key Topic One of the researchers decided to pull my code to test it "What does the bruh button do?"

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of programming subreddits in one perfect SpongeBob meme! 😱 It's the SAME THREE POSTS recycled for all eternity: someone dramatically collapsing because they forgot a semicolon (as if their entire codebase just exploded), the ten millionth "JavaScript bad" hot take (groundbreaking journalism!), and the pinnacle of originality—"vibe coding" where people share their RGB-lit desk setups while pretending to work. Meanwhile, poor Squidward is DYING inside, forced to witness this endless carousel of unoriginality. His sarcastic "How original" and "Daring today, aren't we" perfectly capture the soul-crushing experience of scrolling through the same recycled programming jokes since the dawn of time!

Ah, the classic game dev fantasy chart. That massive orange slice is basically my hard drive of "revolutionary game ideas" collecting digital dust since 2014. The actual coding? Just enough to remember why I hate debugging. And that tiny red sliver for playtesting? That's what we call "clicking the start button twice before giving up and daydreaming about more features we'll never implement." Honestly, this chart is missing the 40% wedge for "watching YouTube tutorials that make you feel productive without writing a single line of code."

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You start with a simple task: "Just change these two lines." Seems harmless, right? Then you hit save and suddenly your IDE explodes with notifications. 20 files changed. 73 insertions. 272 deletions. Your stomach drops faster than production servers during a demo. That "LLM" at the bottom isn't referring to large language models—it's the sound of your soul leaving your body. And now you get to spend the rest of your day figuring out which dependency you just nuked because someone thought tight coupling was a great architectural pattern. Welcome to software development, where "just a small fix" is the biggest lie since "the code is self-documenting."