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Your ancestors didn't fight wars and survive plagues just so you could spend 6 hours at 4am trying to fix a vibecoded mess that "worked on my machine" 20 minutes ago. But here you are anyway, with your entire family tree watching in collective disappointment from the heavens.
There's something deeply spiritual about telling yourself "just one more compile" at ungodly hours while debugging code you wrote in a caffeine-induced fever dream. Your great-great-grandfather who survived two world wars is up there shaking his head while you're down here battling semicolons and race conditions.
The real tragedy? You know tomorrow you'll wake up, look at the code with fresh eyes, and find the bug in 30 seconds. But tonight? Tonight we suffer for our art.
