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Content 2 type of people learning to code 1. Tutorial Hell Enjoyer I have to watch this 8 hour tutorial.. and this 2 hour one. another tutorial for good measure 2. Who needs fundamental? Fundamental? Who needs that? Tutorial? Booooringgg Lets just jump into a project! what 1- vou dont understand Just use ChatGPT or SO! Later... I have been staring at vscode welcome screen for the past 3 hours What am I supposed to do? No ChatGPT thats not the erro... for fu- Did I miss something crucial here? Probably not I have been debugging this crap for the past 3 houns please just work already blank stare What is this fundamental stuff These so users are talkin abt? ProarammerHumor.io

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