Can't Keep Saying Fixes Everytime

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Can't Keep Saying Fixes Everytime

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You know you've entered dangerous territory when your commit messages have devolved into single words. "Fixes" becomes your entire vocabulary after the 47th commit of the day. The panic sets in when you realize your git history looks like: "fixes", "more fixes", "actually fixes it", "fixes for real this time", "I swear this fixes it".

The git commit -m "" with an empty message is the developer equivalent of giving up on life itself. You've transcended beyond words. Beyond meaning. Beyond caring what your teammates will think when they see your commit history tomorrow. It's pure surrender in command-line form.

Pro tip: Your future self reviewing the git log at 2 PM on a Tuesday will absolutely despise present you for this. But hey, at least you're consistent in your inconsistency.

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