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Content Bae: Come over Dijkstra: But there are so many routes to take and I don't know which one's the fastest Bae: My parents aren't home Dijkstra: Dijkstra's algorithm Graph search algorithm Not to be confused with Dykstra's projection algorithm. Dijkstra's algorithm is an algorithm for finding the shortest paths between nodes in a graph, which may represent, for example, road networks. It was conceived by computer scientist Edger W. Difkstra in 1956 and published three years later. 121 The algorithm exists in many variants; Dijkstra's original variant found the shortest path between two nodes 2 but a more common variant fixes a single node as the "source node and finds shortest paths from the source to all other nodes in the graph, producing a shortest-path tree. Dijkstra's algorithm 10 OUt

Content Rowing a Canoe Spear Fishing Memedroid Using print statements to debug his code

Content When you are debugging code, but it doesn't even hit the breakpoint I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.

Every dev team meeting ever: "We need comprehensive logging for troubleshooting!" Fast forward three months, and your production server is churning out 20GB of logs daily that nobody ever looks at until something explodes. The uncomfortable silence when someone asks about your log monitoring strategy is the same silence you hear when asking who's been reviewing the 8,432 Dependabot PRs from last month. The real senior dev move? Grep through 10 million lines at 3AM while muttering "I know it's in here somewhere" as the CEO keeps texting for updates.

Oh look, it's the "my code is basically just a long-winded love letter to the compiler" approach. Every single line drowning in comments that explain the blindingly obvious while adding zero actual value. This is what happens when someone takes "document your code" advice and cranks it to 11. You know who writes code like this? The same person who explains what a fork is while handing it to you at dinner. The real irony? After 7 years in the industry, you'll be begging for any comments in the 10,000-line legacy codebase you've inherited. Just not... whatever this crime against syntax highlighting is.

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS O. I can't fix this 1. Crisis of confidence 2. Questions career 3. Questions life 4. Oh it was a typo, cool