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Every junior dev thinks they've invented encryption when they discover Base64. The number of times I've had to explain that encoding ≠ encryption is probably why my hair's thinning. Base64 is just fancy dress for your data – anyone can undress it with zero effort. It's like hiding your house key under the doormat and calling it a security system. And the response is always the same: "Fine! I'll just use Base128 then!" Sure buddy, throw more digits at the problem. That'll fix it. Just like how writing your password in bigger letters makes it more secure.

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When your validation logic is too aggressive. Tony Hawk gets deleted because "that can't be the real Tony Hawk" and Dallas Tester gets nuked because an airline's regex thinks he's a test account. Classic case of overzealous input sanitization that treats legitimate edge cases as security threats. This is why we can't have nice names in production. Somewhere, a developer is adding if(name != "Tony Hawk" && !name.includes("test")) to their validation code and calling it a day.