Magic Comes With IDE

Junior dev: "I designed a database in 3 hours! Give me a medal!" Senior devs: *looking at the schema with User and userId in the same model, nullable fields everywhere, and enums that'll need constant updating* This is why database design takes weeks. The junior's Prisma schema is a ticking time bomb of future migration nightmares, circular dependencies, and queries that'll bring production to its knees when you hit more than 100 users. Six months later, they'll be writing a Medium article titled "How I Survived My First Database Redesign" while the senior devs silently add another gray hair to their collection.

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Content When you were initially assigned a new feature for the next release, but the bugs from your earlier feature have caught up to you, and your new task has Been reassigned to someone else There is nothing we can do...

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Content When her parents are not home but you have a bug in production

Content Don't work hard work intelligent Client: Hello, so I ordered 1000 cubes for my home made pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres. Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres. Client: Well, apparently one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them. Boss: Oh lord, it was probably John, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible. Client: Thanks a lot.