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Content inigo quilez iquilezles - 3h Planck constant of software development, the smallest measurable amount of coding effort, is 15 minutes. 17 21 50 Tom Forsyth tom forsyth Follow iquilezles Heisenberg principle: you can make something in a known amount of time, or you can make it bug-free, but you can't do both. RETWEETS 8 LIKES 25

The classic "I broke production and nobody noticed yet" panic. That moment when you push a change at 4:59 PM Friday, realize something's wrong, and frantically fix it before anyone discovers your crime. The server's down but your poker face is strong. "Just routine maintenance!" you lie through your teeth while sweating bullets and praying to the git gods that your rollback works. Meanwhile, your boss smiles, blissfully unaware that you nearly sent the company back to the stone age 3 minutes ago.

First panel: JavaScript behaving like a normal language where string + string = concatenated string. Second panel: JavaScript on crack where '2'+'2' = 100 and "Hello"+2 = "llo". The true horror of JS type coercion in its natural habitat. What kind of sadistic language designer thought "yes, let's make + sometimes concatenate and sometimes convert strings to numbers based on my mood today"? This is why senior devs have that thousand-yard stare during code reviews.