False-alarm Memes

Nothing quite like the special kind of rage that comes from debugging C for hours, only to realize the "bug" was actually a feature you forgot you implemented. Or worse—it was working exactly as intended and you just didn't understand your own code anymore. The progression here is beautiful: starts with innocent optimism, discovers something's wrong, descends into debugging hell trying to fix it, then finally achieves enlightenment (or insanity?) when you realize there was never anything to fix. Those five hours? Gone. Vaporized. Could've been playing the game instead of hunting phantom bugs. Bonus points for doing this in C where every "bug" could legitimately be undefined behavior, a segfault waiting to happen, or just your pointer arithmetic being spicy. The paranoia is justified, which makes the realization even more painful.

Nothing quite like the existential crisis of spending 30 minutes debugging an "error" only to discover it's just a comment. The IDE highlights it, your brain panics, and suddenly you're questioning every life decision that led you to this career. The worst part? You'll absolutely do it again next week.