Just IDE things

Content 1960'5 Watch the dangling pointer 1990'5 Memory is so complicated. Gimme garbage collection 2020'5 What's a pointer?

Content CHAD OLDER COMPILER MODERN WEAK COMPILER "waaaah, I don't know that sign, what does it mean?? Here's an error" "I compile. If it breaks, it's on you."

Look at this absolute LEGEND with his fancy holographic interfaces! The audacity of developers who write code based on ~vibes~ rather than documentation! Just sitting there, hands behind head, basking in the glow of their chaotic creation like "Yeah, I have NO IDEA why it works, but it does, so don't touch it." The rest of us mere mortals are over here debugging with print statements while this majestic creature is coding by FEELING THE ENERGY of the universe. The ultimate "it works on my machine" final boss!

Content cat a musingcat the reality is that most software engineers are super geniuses that can jump into whatever field, fully understand it in a short amount of time, and start contributing lots of cope around this fact sry Tweet bersetzen 8:10 08 Mai 23 68,2K Mal angezeigt 25 Retweets 19 Zitate 489 Gefllt mir"-Angaben 17 ZSA abbasi z 2 Std. Antwort an amusingcat Can they fix printers also? 171 5 14 892 cat a musingcat 1 Std. no that's why we're building superintelligence 91 17 12 til 806

Content She's a programmer, right? Yeah There's a bug in vour feature It works on my machine Your foster parents are well

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up know how to fix that bug on line 255