Inner Peace Through Strategic Abandonment

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Forget money and status—the true rush of power comes from swooping in like a coding superhero and fixing someone else's broken code. Nothing says "I am superior" quite like finding that missing semicolon they spent three hours looking for. The psychological high of saying "Oh, it was just a simple logic error" while they stare at you in awe is better than any promotion. You're not just fixing code; you're establishing dominance in the most passive-aggressive way possible. It's basically the programmer equivalent of marking your territory.

When they say "comment your code," I don't think they meant copying instructions from a pizza box. But honestly, this is more helpful than most comments I've seen in production. At least it's clear what you need to do! Unlike that one function named "doStuff()" with a comment that just says "magic happens here." If only debugging were as simple as opening a box before eating pizza—though both activities do tend to happen at midnight while questioning your life choices.

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The CRUSHING WEIGHT of Stack Overflow literally DESTROYING the lone developer who dares to ask yet another question! Like Atlas condemned to hold up the sky for eternity, except instead of the heavens, it's the collective judgment of thousands of developers ready to mark your question as "duplicate" or "lacks minimal reproducible example." The sheer AGONY of being that solo dev, desperately trying not to collapse under the burden of "What have you tried?" and "Did you Google this first?" comments. And they wonder why we develop trust issues!