Inner Peace Through Strategic Abandonment

Content Knowing how to write "Hello World" and calling yourself 'dev' Having 20 years of experience but still keeping quiet to avoid fixing printers

Prison scene: two inmates chatting. The smaller one confesses, "I wrote a regex without Googling." The muscular inmate's reaction? Pure shock: "DUDE. WTF?!" Writing regex from memory is basically the developer equivalent of claiming you can disarm a nuclear bomb blindfolded. Even senior devs with 20 years of experience still copy-paste that email validation pattern. The confidence required to manually craft those cryptic `/^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$/` monstrosities without Stack Overflow backup? Absolutely terrifying.

Content class Greeter constructor name, nameChangeable true this.name name this.nameChangeable nameChangeable sayHi console.log "He116, this.name) I changeName newName if newName. length was 0 console.error Name can't be empty! else if this.nameChangeable console.log The name was changed "to nevName? this.name newName else console.error Name can't be changed new Greeter "Bob" true sayHi (

Content An average programmer's main job is to track down and fix bugs that shouldn't exist inside software that shouldn't exist build on frameworks that shouldn't exist for companies that shouldn't exist solving problems that shouldn't exist in industry niches that shouldn't exist.

Ah, the mythical regex hero. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen developers brag about everything from their keyboard shortcuts to their Docker optimization skills. But writing regex without Googling? That's like claiming you've memorized pi to 100 digits—technically possible but absolutely nobody believes you. The truth is, we all copy-paste regex from Stack Overflow, then spend the next hour trying to understand what the hell we just implemented. Even the most senior among us are just one character away from creating an accidental infinite loop that brings production to its knees. Next you'll tell me you can configure Nginx from memory too, you magnificent unicorn.

The first rule of tech support: never fix a family member's computer. Once you touch it, you've signed an invisible lifetime warranty contract. Six months later, they'll call you at midnight because their printer isn't working, and somehow it's your fault because "you were the last one who touched it." That poor soul's face says it all—the exact moment he realized he's now the designated IT department for every future Christmas, birthday, and random Tuesday until the end of time.