Inner Peace Through Strategic Abandonment

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Inner Peace Through Strategic Abandonment

debugging-memes, stackoverflow-memes, bugfixing-memes, developer-life-memes, code-problems-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The five stages of debugging: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally... "No. I decided I don't care." That comment with 292 likes is the digital equivalent of throwing your laptop out the window but with more dignity. Sometimes the true solution to a bug is just declaring psychological victory and moving on. Bonus points for doing it on New Year's Eve when you should be anywhere but Stack Overflow.

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