First-try compilation success? That's rarer than finding a unicorn coding in COBOL.
The sheer disbelief on Thanos' face perfectly captures that moment when your code compiles without errors on the first attempt. You stare at the message in stunned silence, convinced it must be a glitch in the Matrix. Surely the compiler is playing some cruel joke before unleashing 47 cryptic error messages about missing semicolons and undefined references.
And even if it did compile, you know deep down that 16 runtime exceptions are lurking just beneath the surface, waiting to snap half your application into oblivion.