If You Don't Know The Problem, There's No Problem

Oh man, the eternal while(alive) loop of a developer's existence! 😂 This is basically our source code as humans who code! We're just NPCs running the same four functions until our process terminates. The best part? That repeat() function that makes this an infinite recursive nightmare - because apparently eating, sleeping, and coding wasn't enough torture! And there's no break statement in sight! Whoever wrote this algorithm for developer life clearly had a sick sense of humor!

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The most honest answer in tech history. Nobody has a heroic origin story—we're all just professional Googlers with imposter syndrome and a knack for copy-pasting Stack Overflow solutions. The terrified expression really sells it because deep down we're all waiting for someone to discover we're just stringing together other people's code while pretending we knew what we were doing all along. The real programming certification should just be "Advanced Google Search Techniques 101."

Content I'm a genius. Give me that promotion. I'm a moron. Please do not fire me. MBA ish Me every few minutes ProgrammerHumo

Content BE README.rst StackOverflow Importer Do you ever feel like all you're doing is copypasting from Stack Overflow? Let's take it one step further. from stackoverflow import quicksort will go through the search results of python quick sort looking for the largest code block that doesn't syntax error in the highest voted answer from the highest voted question and return it as a module. If that answer doesn't have any valid python code, it checks the next highest voted answer for code blocks. from stackoverflow import quicksort, splitintochunks print(quicksort.sort(1, 3, 2, 5, 4)) 1, 2, 3, 4, 51 print(list(splitintochunks .chunk("very good chunk func"))) 'very ', 'good " func'7 ProdrammeHumor to

There's commenting code, and then there's weaponizing comments. While you're over there documenting your elegant solutions, some developers are crafting elaborate manifestos defending why they chose to implement a singleton that manages 47 global variables with a switch statement that's 300 lines long. The truly diabolical part? The comments are so well-written that the next developer thinks, "This person clearly thought this through." No, Chad, they just have excellent PR skills for their terrible code crimes.