If You Don't Know The Problem, There's No Problem

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Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing

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If You Don't Know The Problem, There's No Problem

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Four people casually strolling over a bridge, completely oblivious to the massive tiger labeled "Bug" lurking underneath. The programmer coded it, the tester failed to find it, the analyzer didn't analyze it, and the manager is just happy no one's complaining. Classic software development lifecycle where critical issues hide in plain sight while everyone marches forward with blissful ignorance. Ship it to production, what could possibly go wrong?

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