If You Don't Know The Problem, There's No Problem

That fleeting moment of glory when your code doesn't immediately set the servers on fire. You're strutting around like a superhero while your Slack blows up with messages. Just wait until they find that one edge case you didn't test for. Enjoy the dopamine while it lasts, friend.

The eternal curse of fragile code! First panel: pure ecstasy after battling a bug for days. Hearts in eyes, maniacal grin—the universal face of "IT WORKS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY." Second panel: the horror when your code spontaneously combusts because you dared to look at it wrong. It's like that house of cards that collapses when someone three rooms away sneezes. The code doesn't just break—it takes personal offense at your happiness. This is why programmers develop trust issues with their own creations.

Content The 5 Stages of Debugging At some point in each of our lives, we must face errors in our code. Debugging is a natural healing process to help us through these times. It is important to recognize these common stages and realize that debugging will eventually come to an end. Denial This stage is often characterized by such phrases as "What? That's impossible," or "I know this is right." A strong sign of denial is recompiling without changing any code, "just in case.' BargainingSelf-Blame Several programming errors are uncovered and the programmer feels stupid and guilty for having made them. Bargaining is common: "If I fix this, will you please compile?" Also, "I only have 14 errors to go!" HOSt Anger Cryptic error messages send the programmer into a rage. This stage is accompanied by an hours-long and profanity-filled diatribe about the limitations of the language directed at whomever will listen. Depression Following the outburst, the programmer becomes aware that hours have gone by unproductively and there is still no solution in sight. The programmer becomes listless. Posture often deteriorates. Accentance The programmer finally accepts the situation, declares the bug a "feature", and goes to play some Quake.

Content You ever just find a bug that makes you rethink all your life choices

The religious fervor of C programmers is no joke. While some worship at the altar of the sacred C language with its pointers and manual memory management, heretics who dare question its divinity face swift retribution. The non-believer gets literally vaporized for blasphemy against the programming deity. Next time someone tells you C is outdated, remember - segmentation faults aren't bugs, they're divine punishment for your lack of faith. Memory leaks are just your penance for not properly honoring the malloc() ritual.

Content ziya mahammad 2nd Engineer at Swiggy 2d 4 Follow You know the bug is serious when you have to pause your Spotify music to focus. ProdrammerHumor.io