Computer Time Is Limited

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Computer Time Is Limited

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DARLINGS, the AUDACITY of mortality to interrupt our coding sessions! 💅 The existential horror isn't that we die—it's that we'll never debug that project again! *dramatic gasp* Like, imagine getting to the afterlife and realizing you left your Git repo with 47 uncommitted changes. THE TRAGEDY! Your ghost will be HAUNTING your former workspace screaming "BUT I ALMOST FIXED THAT RECURSION BUG!" while some new dev comments out your life's work. Truly the most compelling argument for immortality I've ever seen—not for love or family, but for that sweet, sweet compile time.

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