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Content RandyWatson 2y 1 Award You're just using the wrong strategy. When I was a new developer someone taught me the secret. You can't just post the question you want the answer to. That gets you nowhere. Instead, post the code you want fixed with some stupid question. Brag about how awesome your code is and even question why dumb developers don't use the techniques you are employing. The more condescending the better. The way you should phrase your question must incorporate blaming other developers for your problem like, "How do I make my awesome code work with this idiot's shitty excuse for an API that I'm required to use because my boss is a dumb ass Then post your code. Your code will be tuned to perfection by angry devs everywhere. They will explain every piece of it to you likely in the most easy to understand (think condescending) way they can because you're an idiot noob who thinks their code is actually good. This will not be a nice explanation, but will be super clear to make sure you understand what an idiot you are. Plus, you will get every finely tuned code snippet possible to fix your solution. You just have to ignore all the mean shit the devs say to take you down a peg. Ask an honest question as a new developer, expect one of two things to happen: crickets or an insult about how you didn't bother to search for the answer. Reply 1.4K

OH MY GOSH, THIS IS TOO REAL! 😂 The holy trinity of coding: typing (the 10% when you're actually writing code), scrolling (through StackOverflow desperately hunting for solutions), and staring (at your screen for hours wondering why your perfectly logical code is giving you 47 errors). That last one hits different at 2AM when you've been debugging the same function for 3 hours straight and your coffee's gone cold! The truth nobody tells you in CS classes - coding is 90% looking confused!

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Content bhav Oxbaface Being a dev is like being a woodpecker - just methodically bang your head against a wall until you find all the bugs 6:36 PM Nov 9, 2021