I Cannot Reproduce It Allthe Time

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I Cannot Reproduce It Allthe Time

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The eternal developer nightmare: Support team flexing like bodybuilders when reporting bugs, but turning into melted puddles when asked for reproduction steps. "It happens sometimes on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde and the user clicks really fast while standing on one foot." And then they wonder why we close tickets as "Cannot Reproduce." Classic case of Schrödinger's Bug – it both exists and doesn't exist until someone documents it properly.

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