Team communication Memes

Oh, the TRAGEDY of being the person who actually documented everything! You spent hours crafting beautiful Confluence pages with step-by-step guides, architecture diagrams, and troubleshooting FAQs. You even added screenshots! But does anyone read them? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Instead, they ping you on Slack every five minutes asking questions that are literally answered in the FIRST PARAGRAPH of the docs. The savage tagline "where documentation goes to die" is painfully accurate. Confluence has become the digital equivalent of that drawer where you throw instruction manuals you'll never read. Your coworkers would rather interrupt you mid-flow than spend 30 seconds using the search bar. And when you send them the link? "Oh I didn't know we had that documented!" YES YOU DID, KAREN, I LITERALLY ANNOUNCED IT IN THREE CHANNELS. Documentation is immortal, but apparently so is everyone's refusal to read it.