How To Solve Bug

The majestic architecture diagram vs. the code that actually ships to production. That fierce tiger represents your grand technical vision with microservices, event-driven architecture, and perfect scalability. Meanwhile, the adorable tiger plushie with its derpy smile is what your team cobbled together after three deadline extensions and seventeen "quick fixes." The best part? That plushie probably works better than the over-engineered beast you initially designed. Sometimes simplicity beats complexity—especially when your PM is breathing down your neck asking why the sprint velocity looks like a downward spiral.

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Content This code not fixable. Increment the counter to warn the next guy. hourswasted 223

Content Project manager: "Alright guys, I wanna see error- free code tomorrow we're about to deploy soon" Me: Walking into the meeting with everything in a Try-Catch 'SPI

Content HOW TO DEBUG YOUR CODE Start Is there a bug? Yes You're lying. Do you know the problem? No Try something random. Yes 7 Fix it. Did it work? Yes Did it create more bugs? Try and break something. No. Are you tired of debugging? No Yes Yes Your code is still buggy.

Content This is a debugger. It's extremely powerful. Coding will be much easier if you use it! Then use it! Bugger off Yup. Yup. That makes sense to me. print ("beepboop")