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[text] Coworker so how did you solve the bug Me Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia In computer science the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. Itis named for the ostrich effect which is defined as to stick ones head in the sand and pretend there is no problem. It is used when it is more costeffective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.

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