Hmm Ok But Why Not Make It To 0

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Hmm Ok But Why Not Make It To 0

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The eternal struggle between sanity and coding standards. That horrifying moment when your compiler spits out 193 warnings and your team lead whispers from beyond the void that you should aim for a nice round number instead of, you know, actually fixing them. Because nothing says "professional software development" like intentionally adding 7 more warnings just to satisfy someone's numerical fetish. And let's be honest, we're all thinking "why not just suppress all warnings and call it a day?" The real horror isn't the skull - it's the code review that's coming.

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