Time Is Of The Essence

Technical debt Refactoring Software development Code quality Clean code Developer excuses Production code Prototype Deadline pressure

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7 months ago 135,099 views 3 shares

Time Is Of The Essence

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Ah, the classic developer self-deception pipeline! First stage: "Clean code? Pfft, that's for people with time to spare." Second stage: "It's just a prototype, don't judge!" Third stage: "I'll definitely refactor this... someday." Final stage: "Well, this spaghetti code is now a load-bearing wall in production and my boss wants new features yesterday." The transformation from confident developer to technical debt clown is complete! The greatest fiction in software isn't science fiction—it's the myth of "I'll clean it up later."

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