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SWEET MOTHER OF INPUT VALIDATION! The absolute CRIME SCENE that is this phone number field! Some developer had the AUDACITY to create a slider—A SLIDER!!!—for entering a phone number! The poor user is forced to play "Price is Right" with their own contact information, dragging that cursor pixel by excruciating pixel to reach their digits! Whoever designed this UI monstrosity deserves to spend eternity debugging Internet Explorer 6 compatibility issues with nothing but print statements. This is why we can't have nice things in tech! The designer deserves not just firing, but a special circle of developer hell where all form inputs are controlled by interpretive dance!

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Oh. My. GOD. The unholy alliance of Unicode and particle physics is the most chaotic marriage since my ex tried to merge our Spotify playlists! 💀 On one side, we have Unicode - that absolute MESS of characters trying to represent EVERY SYMBOL KNOWN TO HUMANITY. On the other, the Standard Model of Particle Physics - scientists' desperate attempt to make sense of the universe's building blocks. And what do they have in common? Just "shoving existing shit together and fiddling with it until it mostly works" - which is basically the unofficial motto of ALL SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT EVER. I'm not crying, you're crying! 😭

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