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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Optimistic estimates Memes

Posts tagged with Optimistic estimates

Have A Bit Of Trust

Debugging Programming Testing Devops Agile
1 year ago 427.4K views 0 shares
Have A Bit Of Trust
Ah, the mythical "one hour fix" - the unicorn of software development that's spotted about as often as a bug-free release. The first panel acts like we should naively believe developers' time estimates, while the second panel reveals the punchline - you'll be sending passive-aggressive Slack messages for days because that "quick fix" somehow morphed into a weekend-destroying refactoring nightmare. It's not that developers are liars... they're just optimistic time travelers who genuinely believe they exist in a parallel universe where unexpected dependencies and Stack Overflow outages don't exist.

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