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WELL, HEY PROGRAMMER-YOU USED ME FIXED THOSE MYSTERIOUS CARELESSLY, SO MANY CONCURRENCY BUGS YET? MONTHS AGO. THEN, GLOBAL VARIABLE! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME. I… I NEVER THOUGHT BUT I DIDN’T I’D SEE YOU HERE. FORGET ANYTHING. I NEVER Do. 3 EVERYONE TOLD HEY, IT’S NOT ME TO STAY My FAULT YOU AWAY FROM YOU. THOUGHT ID BUT IT SEEMED BE CONSTANT. SO EASY – IT FELT SO RIGHT! WELL, I’M REFACTORING NEXT TIME YOU NEED EVERYTHING NOW. YOU’RE A QUICK AND DIRTY OUT OF MY LIFE FOREVER! FIX, IILBE HERE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, KID. WHAT’S WITH HIM? HE’S BEEN DEBUGGING FOR NINE STRAIGHT HOURS. CURSE YOU, GLOBAL VARIABLE! I’LL BE EVERYWHERE, forrestorazea