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Programmer Humo Ur

programmerHumoUr | programming-memes, programmer-memes, program-memes, global-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Not An Advocator Of Global Variables Tho

notAnAdvocatorOfGlobalVariablesTho | variables-memes, global-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Git fire

Git fire | global-memes, git-memes, email-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 4.11 88 7 11:09 it-fire is a Git plugin that helps in the event of an emergency by switching to the repository's root directory, adding all current files, committing, and pushing commits and all stashes to a new branch (to prevent merge conflicts). Alias it to git out or git going for comedic effect. git config --global alias. out fire git config --global alias.going fire What It Does changes directory to root directory of the repository creates new branch fire-current branch-user email-seconds since epoch adds all files commits with "Fire! Branch new branch" or custom message pushes commits to remote pushes all stashes to remote

All In Adays Work

allInADaysWork | global-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content -O -O does not work ( Revert "does not work" ( Revert "Revert "does not work'" ( Revert "Revert "Revert "does not work""" ) Revert "Revert "Revert "Revert "does not work"""" remove global.h (still not working) 7e1e12e 3c46bbe e737053 432246 287be8f c258369

Gotta Use All The Cores

gottaUseAllTheCores | threads-memes, global-memes, forms-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, sockets-memes, animation-memes, search-memes, socket-memes, language-memes, space-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What if feels like to compile Rust Slint 1.8.0 Reference Q Search EP INTRODUCTION Getting Started Supported Platforms Quickstart LANGUAGE REFERENCE Introduction Concepts Syntax Builtins Builtin Callbacks Builtin Elements Builtin Enumerations Builtin Functions Builtin Global Singletons Builtin Namespaces Builtin Structures Widgets RECIPES EXAMPLES Custom Control Introductio Animation Examples States Examples Layout Examples Global Callbacks made with mematic Edit ON THIS PAGE Layout Performance CPU 100 4.57 GHz Memory 23.123.8 GB (97) Disk o (D;) HDD 0 Disk 1 (Li) HDD 0 Disk 2 (Ca SSD 2 Disk 3 (F; 0 Ethernet Ethernet S: 0 R: 0 Kbps GPU O Intel(R) Arc(TM) A... 1 (48 C) CPU Utilization over 30 seconds E3 Run new task 11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) 17-11700K 3.60GHZ Base speed: 3.60 GHz Utilization Speed 100 4.57 GHz Sockets: Cores Processes Threads Handles Logical processors: 294 3494 111992 Virtualization: Enabled 640 KB 4.0 MB L2 cache: Up time 16.0 MB 0:00:08:15 L3 cache:

Only Programmers Will Understand

onlyProgrammersWillUnderstand | programmer-memes, variables-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, global-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Only Programmers Will Understand This Global variable Local Variables Programmer Humor

From 0 to 10, how bad is my code for a gamejam?

From 0 to 10, how bad is my code for a gamejam? | code-memes, loc-memes, global-memes, data-memes, date-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8): return if(Input.isactionjustpressed("eat")fruits TrUItS as enitsignal ("getFood", fruits) if(Input.isactionjustpressed('use')): hoedTile hoedPos. find(absCursorPos) if (hoedTile ! -1 hoedValue (hoedTile 6 66 fruits3 18) TrUIts tE S enitsignal.("getFood", fruits) print (hoedValue (hoedTilel) hoedValue (hoedTile 2 plantTilenap.setcell(6,tilenap.localtonap(absCursorPos) if (hoedTile ! -1 hoedValue hoedTile 2 66 fruits 8): hoedValue (hoedTile 3 enitsignal ("getFood", fruits) plantTilenap.setcell(6,tilenap.localtonap(absCursorPos) print(fruits) if (hoedTile ! -1 hoedValue hoedTile enitsignal("water") hoedValue (hoedTile 2 await gettree0).createtiner (0.5) .tineout print ("watered") tempHoedTile hoedPos. find(absCursorPos) if (tempHoedTile ! -1 5 hoedValue (tempHoedTilel): hoedTilenap.setcell(0, tilenap. Localtonap(absCursorPos) - Vector2i.ONE, 2, Vector21(8, B)) tile tilenap.getcelltiledata(0, tilenap. localtonap(absCursorPos)) if(tile Is null S6 tile.getcustondata("canBeloed") 1 66 hoedTile enitsignal ("hoe") await gettree(.createtiner(0.5) .tineout tile tilenap.getcelltiledata(0,tilenap.Localtonap(absCursorPos)) hoedPos .append (absCursorPos) hoedValue.append(1) if(tile !s null SS tile.getcustondata("canBeHoed") 1): hoedTilenap.setcell(6,tilenap.localtonap(absCursorPos)-Vector2i.ONE,6,Vector21(3,3)) hoedTilenap. forceupdate () func physicsprocess(delta): cursorPos getglobalnouseposition() if(cursorPos.distanceto(player.position)28): cursortos e olaver Dosition. nove tomard cursorros. absCursorPos round (cursorPos16)16 cursor.position cursor.position. lerp(round(cursorPos16)16, 0.3) func ontinertineoutO): for i in range (hoedPos.size0): if (hoedValue(i 2 S hoedValue(i 6 ): plantTilenap.setcell(8,tilenap.localtonap(hoedPos() Vector2i.ONE, 0, Vector2i(HoedValueli-1, 1)) hoedValue(i1 if (hoedValue (i 2): hoedTilemap.setcell(6,tilenap.localtonap(hoedPos(1) Vector2i.ONE, 0, Vector2i(8, hoedValue fl e 1 if (hoedValue (i 6): plantTilenap set cellie. tilenao Local to man (hoedPos (al))

Whats Your Bio

whatsYourBio | coding-memes, html-memes, software-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, hacker-memes, ux-memes, engineering-memes, vim-memes, try-memes, assembly-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, global-memes, terminal-memes, excel-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, parsing-memes, debug-memes, search-memes, jar-memes, compiler-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, debugger-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, kernel-memes, indian-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You: - fairly average software dev - claims not to be competitive, but secretly dreams of landing on the leaderboard at least once - uses a full IDE; wastes a minute right out the gate waiting for it to start - still parsing the problem statement while others are already submitting answers actually uses a debugger when things aren't working Your competition: "Hackerman" - IntoSec maior - sits at his PC on a near-lethal dose of Adderall waiting for the timer to hit 00:00 - has automated scripts for pulling the input and submitting solutions, and his own library of helper functions for every imaginable problem class - knows vour IP at all times "-mhtwalters" - research scientist at Intel - does puzzles for fun that are harder than any job you will ever have - so utterly bored with the problems that he creates increasingly ridiculous self-imposed restrictions to keep things interesting - solved last year exclusively in APL on a System360 emulator, and still finished 9th on the global leaderboard - personal homepage is HTML 2.0 compliant "wihbr" - software dev from undisclosed Eastern- European country, making 200kyr for a company you've never heard of - is in literally every coding competition -Twitch stream is just a Vim terminal and the sounds of a mechanical keyboard - types faster than you can read or think "Tharg" - Linux kernel hacker - specialization in compiler design - is golfing in some esoteric language nobody has ever heard of - can mentally transpile any code he sees to assembly - measures his solutions performance in actual clock cycles - overworked Chinese university student, double majoring in theoretical physics and chemical engineering - has been locked into various educational institutions since he was 3 years old - only time outside of school is for piano lessons - can literally only see the relevant parts of the problem statement - you will not understand his solutions without a PhD in discrete mathematics "Samir Nagheenanajar" - outsourced IT support technician - does puzzles because he has nothing better to do during - forced to solve in Excel because he isn't allowed to install other software - can reveal the face of God using only BA - rumored to possess the combined knowledge and power of all Indian educational YouTubers

Global Variable Seduction

globalVariableSeduction | programmer-memes, variables-memes, program-memes, debugging-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, global-memes, rest-memes, ssl-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WELL, HEY PROGRAMMER-YOU USED ME FIXED THOSE MYSTERIOUS CARELESSLY, SO MANY CONCURRENCY BUGS YET? MONTHS AGO. THEN, GLOBAL VARIABLE! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME. I... I NEVER THOUGHT BUT I DIDN'T I'D SEE YOU HERE. FORGET ANYTHING. I NEVER Do. 3 EVERYONE TOLD HEY, IT'S NOT ME TO STAY My FAULT YOU AWAY FROM YOU. THOUGHT ID BUT IT SEEMED BE CONSTANT. SO EASY - IT FELT SO RIGHT! WELL, I'M REFACTORING NEXT TIME YOU NEED EVERYTHING NOW. YOU'RE A QUICK AND DIRTY OUT OF MY LIFE FOREVER! FIX, IILBE HERE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, KID. WHAT'S WITH HIM? HE'S BEEN DEBUGGING FOR NINE STRAIGHT HOURS. CURSE YOU, GLOBAL VARIABLE! I'LL BE EVERYWHERE, forrestorazea

The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill.

The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill. | tech-memes, technology-memes, amazon-memes, global-memes, git-memes, apple-memes, oracle-memes, rest-memes, ssl-memes, crypto-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, zend-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Crypto.com understated layoffs, dismissed at least 40 of Opendoor lays off about 550 employees, or Netflix ItS worktorce. report The company has gone through two downsizing rounds, one in May and the other in June, letting go of at least 500 employees Zendesk to lay off 5 of staff, Tiger Global-backed Chargebee lays off 142 emplovee: Seattle-based Zillow lays off 300 18 of its workforce DocuSign to cut 9 of workforce Twilio lays off 11 of workforce as part of restructuring plan the Big Tech bloodbath Meta Lays Off More Than 11,000 Robinhood slashes costs by 69 Employees after layoff rounds Booking.com Restructuring Will Pare Its Workforce By Up to 25 Percent I CNBC Stripe lays off 14 of workers Reuters Twitter says 50 of staff laid off, Salesforce confirms it has laid off hundreds of employees a CNBC Despite laying off 20 of its Amazon pauses hiring for corporate workforce workforce, Snap reports underwhelming 05 earnings Intel Plans to Lay Off Thousands of Employees As the Chipmaker Looks to Trim Costs Digital bank Chime is cutting costs across the board - including 12 of staff Microsoft confirms iob cuts after SurveyMonkey parent Momentive Global lays Shopify stock sinks 14 after off 11 of workforce Shapis stack inks al oft or calling for growth to slow workers Seagate Technology Layoffs Hit 3,000 Workers, Apple slashes budgets and implements broad Cvbereason Cuts 200 More hiring freeze, report claims Coinbase lays off 1,100 full-time BUSINESS workers over recession fears NEWS Oracle continues to lay off staff in the US Lyft to Lay Off About 700 Employees in Second Round of Job Cuts

Current Events

currentEvents | global-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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V Scode Aitrying Its Hardest

vSCodeAITryingItsHardest | code-memes, try-memes, test-memes, global-memes, git-memes, vscode-memes, tests-memes, header-memes, ssh-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ch SOURCE CONTROL Y SOURCE CONTROL E V 9 U Remove the chicken from the oven and let it rest for 5 minutes before serving. Serve with the pan juices and the lemon wedges. Commit Changes tests component y La interaction home HealthMenuToast.tsx V render header HealthMenu.tsx y La unit common is featureFlags.ts M M M ion... M HealthMenu.tsx src components home g 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 const HealthMent children, isInitialising : HealthMenuToe const global const globalIr const currentF const currentf const property propertyId: gLobalinfo, Di const isAdmin const isShowir