When your analytics dashboard is tracking "user session duration" on a site that literally nobody visits for the articles, you know EXACTLY what kind of debugging you're doing. Like, sure Jan, we're totally monitoring those engagement metrics for "general debugging purposes" and not because we're morbidly curious about how long people are... researching. The sheer audacity of putting that metric in your production logs and then having to explain it during code review is just *chef's kiss*. Nothing says professional software engineering like having to justify why you're collecting timestamps on the world's most predictable user behavior patterns.
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