First Steps Of Progress

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First Steps Of Progress

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THE SHEER ECSTASY of seeing a brand new error message after staring at the same one for three hours straight! It's like finding water in a debugging desert! You're not even mad anymore - you're just THRILLED that your code has found a creative new way to tell you you're incompetent! Progress isn't fixing errors, darling - it's collecting the ENTIRE SET of possible ways your code can spectacularly fail! 💅

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