Mamma Mia, That's Some Spaghetti Code

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Mamma Mia, That's Some Spaghetti Code

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The eternal struggle of code quality in one WhatsApp chat. Someone shares a jar of tomato sauce, and when asked "Why?", they deliver the perfect punchline: "For your spaghetti code." Because nothing complements tangled, messy, impossible-to-follow code like a good marinara. Next time your colleague submits a PR that looks like it was written during a fever dream, just silently send them this image instead of a code review.

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