Mamma Mia, That's Some Spaghetti Code

Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob keeping track of exactly how long we've gone without some AI-generated hallucination, bizarre prompt injection, or GitHub Copilot suggesting a security vulnerability as a "best practice." The counter remains stubbornly at zero, much like those workplace "days without an accident" signs that never make it past single digits. Just another Tuesday in the brave new world where we've all become unwitting QA testers for neural networks with confidence issues.

The existential dread hits different when you realize all those hours grinding through algorithm puzzles were just feeding the beast that'll eventually replace you. Competitive programmers spent years optimizing solutions to the most obscure problems, only to discover they've been unwittingly training their silicon successors. The ultimate plot twist: your LeetCode grind wasn't preparing you for a job interview—it was preparing AI to ace it instead. Talk about creating your own replacement with extra steps.

Two bicycles duct-taped together perfectly sum up modern web architecture. The backend (purple bike) does all the heavy lifting with actual storage and logic, while the frontend (green bike) just handles what users see. And in the middle? The REST API - literally holding this monstrosity together with the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers. The most realistic part is how the backend developer looks oddly proud of this contraption while the frontend dev is just standing there wondering how this became their life.

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