Mamma Mia, That's Some Spaghetti Code

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Content TWEEt OF THE DAY FARBOD SARAF farbodsaraf "I've set the wedding date. I've not asked her out yet." - how software projects are managed.

The classic developer trinity: military-grade hardware, supersonic internet, and coding skills that barely keep you afloat. Nothing quite captures the existential crisis of modern programming like having a NASA-worthy setup only to Google "how to center a div" for the 47th time. Your battlestation might be ready for cyberwar, but your brain is still paddling around in a leaky canoe named "Stack Overflow Dependency."

The infinite recursion of avoiding actual work. Programmers spend 90% of their time talking about programming, 9% making memes about programming, and 1% reluctantly writing code when the deadline is breathing down their neck. The smaller the code box gets, the more accurate the representation of our productivity becomes. But hey, at least we're consistent in our procrastination.

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Content Cross Couloir (endiment) ... ... 24 Oct me: game development will be a good way for me to flex my sick coding skills me after 0.001 seconds of flexing my sick coding skills: 3 Christer McFunkypants... 23 Oct "hey nice vignette post-processing shader!" oh you mean this big sprite I just draw on top of everything? took me 60 se... ALT