Mamma Mia, That's Some Spaghetti Code

THE AUDACITY OF MY OWN BRAIN! There I was, screaming bloody murder at the compiler for a FULL TWENTY MINUTES, questioning its entire ancestry and threatening to switch programming languages forever... only to realize I wrote the most GORGEOUS function in existence but NEVER ACTUALLY CALLED IT! 😱 Just defined it and left it there like some decorative piece of code art! The compiler wasn't broken - my last two brain cells were just on vacation without telling me! The betrayal is IMMEASURABLE!

Content VARIETY SORT 1. Cut the list in half: 1 10 12 3 8 11 4 9 13 16 6 2 7 15 14 5 2. Bubble sort this half until the top half of the elements are in the right place. 1 3 8 4 9 10 11 12 3. Cut in half and insertion sort the bottom half 1 3 8 4 3. Cut this half in half 9 10 11 12 3 4 6. Concatenate sort these 2 quarters together 13 16 6 2 7 15 14 5 4. Bogosort this quarter 2 16 13 6 6 13 16 2 2 13 6 16 2 6 13 16 5. Quicksort this quarter 5 7 14 15 7 Merge sort these 2 quarters together 1 3 4 8 9 10 11 12 8. Merge sort the halves together! 5 6 7 13 14 15 16 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

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Content ME: I NEED 64 BYTES OF MEMORY RUST YEAR UMM.IF YOU COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU RE BORROWING THIS MEMORY REGION CORRECTLY, THAT'D BE GREAT HERE'S SOME BYTES FOR YOU MAN

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Content me: forgets to put a closing bracket the entire code after that point: You know, I'm something of an error myself