Existential Debugging Crisis

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Existential Debugging Crisis

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Nothing quite compares to the soul-crushing moment when you discover a bug so fundamentally catastrophic that you question every decision that led you to programming in the first place. There you are, face down on your desk, contemplating if you should've just become a goat farmer instead. The worst part? It's probably something ridiculously simple like a missing semicolon or an extra bracket that's been tormenting you for the past 6 hours. And yet, tomorrow you'll be back at it again because apparently we're all masochists who enjoy this special form of self-inflicted torture.

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