Every "Easy Bug To Fix" Goes Like:

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The five stages of developer grief happen in approximately 5 minutes flat. First comes the euphoria—arms raised, dopamine flowing, convinced you're about to build the next billion-dollar unicorn. Then reality strikes faster than a compiler error on line 1. Suddenly you're staring into the void, questioning your career choices and wondering if it's too late to become a professional dog walker. The gap between "I'm a coding genius with revolutionary ideas" and "I can't figure out why this basic function returns undefined" is approximately 300 seconds. It's almost impressive how quickly we go from tech visionary to existential crisis.

Oh. My. GOD. That moment when you've been coding for 48 hours straight, fueled by nothing but energy drinks and sheer desperation, and suddenly your AI code assistant cuts you off because you've used up all your precious credits! 💀 You finally look at the absolute MONSTROSITY you've created with your own two hands and it's like meeting a demon spawn you don't even recognize! What IS this unholy abomination of nested if-statements and variable names like 'temp2Final_WORKS_DONTTOUCH'?! The primitive caveman brain takes over as you stare at your creation... confused unga bunga indeed. No AI to save you now, just you and your crimes against computer science!

This function is the CS equivalent of taking a sledgehammer to crack a nut. Base cases? Check. Recursion? Check. Unnecessarily complex ternary operator? Triple check! The function handles 0 and 1 as base cases (0 is even, 1 is odd), but then goes completely off the rails with a recursive call that either subtracts OR adds 2 depending on whether n is positive. It's like writing a novel when "return n % 2 == 0" would do the job in one line. The real cherry on top? This function will eventually reach a base case for any integer input, but at what cost? Your CPU fans are already spinning up in anticipation of the stack overflow.

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Companies pretending they're protecting "intellectual property" when the real reason they won't open source their code is because it's a horrifying mess of spaghetti logic, hardcoded credentials, and comments like "// TODO: fix this before demo (2018)". The corporate PR spin: "Our proprietary algorithms give us competitive advantage!" The actual codebase: 47 nested if-statements and a function called hack_it_until_it_works() that somehow powers the entire billing system.