Every "Easy Bug To Fix" Goes Like:

Left panel: Absolute existential dread when faced with writing actual tests for your code. Right panel: Sudden burst of dopamine and laser focus when those little green checkmarks start appearing. The perfect representation of developer priorities—validation first, actual work... eventually. The testing equivalent of cleaning your entire apartment to avoid writing one paragraph of documentation.

Content Wanna be a programmer?? Muhammad Hasan Khan 1st Software Engineer - Opinions are my own 3h I fixed a bug today and after feeling satisfied with my accomplishment for the day, I decided to leave a bit early. As I was driving home, my brain started reviewing my code and found a mistake. I came home and fixed the mistake. And now that I'm about to go to bed, I just realized that there is a better way to fix the bug so I should just discard my earlier change and start over. Do you want to be a programmer? CEO 1,019 66 comments 22 shares

Fancy GUI API testing tools are nice until you need to debug something at 2AM and your authentication token expires. Meanwhile, the command line warrior with curl gets the job done in 10 seconds flat. Sure, Postman has pretty buttons and saves your requests, but real sysadmins know: when the server's on fire, nobody's got time to wait for an Electron app to load.

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Content IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS THE HEAVEN AND THE EaRTH BUT THe EARTH WAs FORMLESS AND BUGGY, wIThoUt DOCUMeNtaTIon AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS NOT GooD. THEN YOU SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. YOU CREATE A HACK SO THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND TO CREATE DARKNESS YOU NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, But That's OK Cause CREATURES WON'T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER.

The eighth circle of hell isn't fire and brimstone—it's debugging someone else's PHP code without documentation. Forcing trespassers to untangle nested if-statements and figure out why everything is both a string and not a string simultaneously is just cruel. Geneva convention violation right there. The perfect punishment for those who ignore boundaries, both physical and programmatic.